Seat Debate Participant Prints

"Shotgun!"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Arizona In Black

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Prostate: 51st State

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Healthcare declaration

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'