Seasonal Thinkers T-Shirts

I wish I was like Frosty the Snowman because he came to life! But we're talking. Aren't we alive? You're right! We're alive! So, Ernie the Snowman, as a sentient being with thoughts and dreams, the world awaits your wisdom. Better hurry. Spring starts today. We'll be puddles soon. No problem, Frank! Stay cool!

Do snowmen go to heaven when they melt?

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'It's baseball season!'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Contradictory Phil

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Careful. This guy's packin' heat..."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

Spring/Summer/Winter

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

Spring Onion