Seasonal Sale Prints

'Shove' (at big sale).

Jeans sale

Cut Price

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Easter Egg Delivery

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Giant Sale!

Last Chance for Everything.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Sale today - 50% off everything!

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Sale! Everything Reduced!

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

New for Fall

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

December 24th and the December 26th.

'OK, now, drag him to the change room and find his wallet. Let's see if he has enough money to buy a new outfit.'

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

Sale! Best Prices. Marked Down!

'You're definitely a winter.'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

'We're doing whatever we can to stimulate more retail sales.'

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.