Seasonal Reflectors Gifts

"How soon after the summer ends can we start to complain about not taking full advantage of the summer?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Baby squirrel & Berries

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Whose the new guy?"

Glyndebourne

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Reindeer

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Christmas Hugs

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"We need to talk."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Halloween Mobile

The new fall content.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

North Pole.

Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

December to January.