Seasonal Mood Lifters Gifts

"Cheer up! Tomorrow's the solstice, and the days will be getting longer."

'It's baseball season!'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Ice Skater

"Devi's brew?"

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Back to school.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Basic Instinct

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

Halloween fishbowl.

"Fleece Navidad!"

"This doesn't feel right..."

'Lighten up!'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

"Whatever he's having!"