Seasonal Entrepreneur Mugs

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

'When I get back we'll find another low-paying, enormously demanding enterprise to throw ourselves into until next season.'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Fall on a desert island

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

4 seasons globe

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

The corner that Spring's around

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Autumn: A Time for Reflection