Seasonal Colors T-Shirts

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Whose the new guy?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Reindeer

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Easter Egg Delivery

Christmas Hugs

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Halloween Mobile

"Maybe this year..."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

The new fall content.

"We need to talk."

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

North Pole.

Poinsettia

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

A woman buries her broken heart

Christmas Socks

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'