Seaside Sightseer Pillows

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

'Tall ship in view'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Beach con-man.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Feeling for shells

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Son burying his dad in sand

The Big Game Park

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Pelican and Origami

Child with doll in the sea

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Crabbing

real enjoyment

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Ice cream van - Large cone.

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Rubber Ring

No Shoes, No Service.

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion