Search Engine Wizard Mugs

History

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

The Proust of Twitter

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Gerald Ratner's return

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

Websiteless -- please help.

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

Manual Labor.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'My app just ate your widget.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Wordplay: Me.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

Google Magazine

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'