Seamstress Prints

Big needle in a hay stack.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

I quilt therefore I am

Emergency Seamstress

Sportknitting

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Birthday Suit Alterations

Sew on a sequin!

'Hereafter you sew your own buttons on your suits of armor. This is the tenth needle I've ruined tonight.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Old lady threading a needle - thinks they make the eyes smaller than they used to

A tailor measuring a large man

Bring me the sail maker!

"Because I say sew."

'Now, isn't this better than cobbling shoes?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Westminster Seamstress.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"The government has handed our industry a lifeline. They've instituted a needle exchange."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Maid with her sewing basket

"Phil, darling, I had to engage a seamstress today."

Arts and crafts

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."