Sealife Admirers Prints

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Dolphin

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

Marine Band

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

Oil Spill.

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

'You're retaining water.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'I've just caught your son looking up prawn on the internet again'

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

'Have a good day at School Dad... See you tonight...'

"Look, I'm very sorry Judy but I really feel I need a new porpoise in life."

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

'We'll never get a table - it's a frenzy in there tonight.'