Seagull Avoider Prints

The Threat of Seagulls at Sea

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

Seagulls landing

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

Seagull food pyramid

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

Seagulls

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Too posh to wash...

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

"You were warned, Albert."

"I thought YOU GUYS wanted to hang around a garbage dump!"

'Surfs Up.'

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"