Seafood Fun Pillows

"Please hurry. Lobsters are everywhere..."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Civilized Salmon

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"How's the salmon?"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

'Catching flying fish...'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."