Seafaring Saga Lover Prints

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fish or Cut Bait

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Holy Mackerel!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'That was fun!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Virgil

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

Valkyrie.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

Mermaid Yoga

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

Sea Adventure Book