Seafaring Saddle Enthusiast Prints

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Bitchbark Canoe

Piracy on a boating lake

Viking Loch Ness

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"International trade"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Woodpecker Ark.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

The Bonvoy Age...

Have a very piratical Birthday

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."