Sea Swimming T-Shirts

Man preparing to swim the channel covers himself in goose fat and notices that a man preparing to paddle is doing the same.

Plastic is killing the sea

Hours of enjoyable calm waters were interrupted by the ocean rearing its ugly head.

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Marco ..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Privates Beach"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"They're so like us."

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."