Sea Story Swapper Prints

'Once a giant white whale took away your leg? Pah, that's nothing! Once a seagull come down on me like a bolt from the blue and WHOOOSH!- there goes my fish sandwich!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"He's a keeper!"

'It was this big. I swear'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."