Sea Romance Enthusiast Mugs

"I think she's really into you."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I blame global warming!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

'...I said we've been marooned.'