Sea Mythology Prints

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Mermen

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

"Do you mind?!"

Sea Angel

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Flying Dutchman

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Submarine and Mermaid

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

Merman peeing off a rock.

And that's where mermaids came from.

Mermaids cross

The Mermaid and the Cat

Merman with cymbals

Siren and Pirates

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"Obviously plastic!"

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

"We have this moment, Darlene."

"I'm still transitioning."

The Flying Dutchman

"Her mother was a vegetarian."

Mermaid Fish Dinner

Where oceans came from: 'Um...the lads are getting a little thirsty!'