Sea Mystic Mugs

'Which one do you want to read?'

Bermuda Triangles

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Seances of the future

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Mermen

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"Do you mind?!"

Mermaid and music

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Sea Angel

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Flying Dutchman

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

Mermaid Portaloo.

Submarine and Mermaid

'That guy thinks like a fish.'

Jake's surfboards: 'OUT - back when surf is down.'

Poseidon

"He only wanted me for my body."

The Mermaid and the Cat

And that's where mermaids came from.

Merman peeing off a rock.

Mermaids cross

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

Merman with cymbals

"Don't panic but I'm not a mirage."