Sea Mystic Mugs

'Which one do you want to read?'

Bermuda Triangles

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Seances of the future

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Mermen

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

"Do you mind?!"

Mermaid and music

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

Sea Angel

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

Flying Dutchman

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

Mermaid Portaloo.

Replacements for Paul the Psychic Octopus

Submarine and Mermaid

'That guy thinks like a fish.'

Merman peeing off a rock.

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

Poseidon

Jake's surfboards: 'OUT - back when surf is down.'

And that's where mermaids came from.

Mermaids cross

The Mermaid and the Cat

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

"He only wanted me for my body."

Merman with cymbals