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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'It was this big. I swear'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'