Sea Life Humor Lover Mugs

Octopus has Manicure.

Turtle Hat

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

When blue bottles cuddle...

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Octo-Bus.

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'I thought I was a goner until Fred cut the line...'

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'