Sea Cruiser Prints

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

Cimafunk

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Fighting Gondoliers.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Winter Roadwork...

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

Ignore him he's just showing off

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Heart of America or Bypass

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.