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"Not now Carruthers - I'm not in the mood..."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Neptune

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Sea Monster

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Stop Human Footing

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Vitruvian Manatee

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'Wheeee...'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."