'Hey! Who you calling a sea cow?'
Sea Cow Sympathizer Prints
Decorate your space with beautiful prints inspired by sea cows. Artistic and whimsical, these pieces celebrate these peaceful ocean residents and make stunning wall art.
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
"I don't do windows."
"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."
'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'
'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).
'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'
Why bluefin tuna look so worried.
Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."
"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"
"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."
"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"
'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'
'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'
"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."
A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish
Another Timmy Pet Fail!
"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'
'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.
'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'
'I've heard nets are safest if you swim right into them...Cod Psychology if you ask me.'
"Absolutely no dolphins were harmed in our catch of the tuna. Also, no tuna were harmed in the catch of the cod, no cod were harmed in our catch of the flounder..."
Seagulls
The humpbacked whale.
World Ocean Day
"It's not you, it's me. I mean, come on, I'm a freaking sea urchin!"
Fish - Catch and Release Stress
"These wedding invitations are getting ridiculous..."
"You call it 'Rising Sea Levels'. . . we see it as the opening up a whole bunch of new dining opportunities."
Clap Chowder
'Mercury for breakfast again?'
'I told you it was cold today.'
'So, you belong to an interest group...would that be a self-interest group?'
"I look forward to getting older, but having to convert to solar is just so embarrassing."
Sea Cow Sympathizer Prints Collection
Sea Cow Sympathizer Mugs
Explore our collection of sea cow mugs and find the perfect way to brighten your mornings with a splash of oceanic charm.
Sea Cow Sympathizer Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows featuring adorable sea cow artwork. Perfect for ocean fans eager to add a bit of marine magic to their home.
Sea Cow Sympathizer T-Shirts
Check out our sea cow t-shirts and wear your marine love proudly with witty, cute designs that celebrate these gentle giants.