Sea Captain At Heart Mugs

The Dubloon Stops Here

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

Sailor in Car.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lifesaver!

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Sailor boy

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Distractions.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Suez Canal Curse

Dead Men Tell No Tales.