Sculpture Satirist Mugs

'Rodin's Drinker.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Discobolus

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Sock Puppet in Literature

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Convenience.

Had enough of the box.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Art Gallery.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Macho Vegetarian

Latest Aye Phone

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

'Secondhand smoke.'

Facelook

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Blockhead

The Pope

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

Capitalism

Exhibition for Prisoners