Scuba Instructor Prints

'Now remember, you have enough water for half an hour, then you'll have to come down.'

The Pearl Fishers - in modern dress

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'Don't let him intimidate you - you're as high on the foodchain as he'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Scuba Diving Devil

Diver encounters a viscous fish,

Diver Bob: self inflating wetsuit BC combo.

Nelson encounters the legendarily dangerous reading shark.

"Ok, so next time your buddy gives you the 'out of air' signal...this is not the correct response!"

Woman scuba diving with a shark

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

Underwater Music

"Management doesn't let me pick my own territory."

'He's got the bends.'

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

"Show off!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'See dear? I told you the damage wasn't that bad.'

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

Endangered Species: Scuba Fish.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

The Shark Cage

Underwater Train

Bitchbark Canoe

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'