Scrubs And Swings Mugs

Covid Golf

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'What's holding him up?'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

Kids Playing Doctor.

A man plays golf by the sea

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

The New Normal

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Surgery.

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

King of the Swingers.

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Surgery.

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

'Do you have to dress for success ALL the time?'

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.

Patient takes selfie with surgeons before surgery.

'Wow! That's some sexy looking club you've got there!'

"We'd get more respect if they didn't call this surgical 'garb'."

Cut out and keep your own Dishwasher.