Script Supervisor Mugs

Cartoons: behind the scenes

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Mensa Does Improv

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Hollywood producer.

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Hollywood producer.

'Hang on a minute...'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Actor practising his indian war crys

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'