Script Supervisor Mugs

Cartoons: behind the scenes

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Mensa Does Improv

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Hollywood producer.

Hollywood producer.

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

'Hang on a minute...'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'