Scribbler's Delight Mugs

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"He writes all the time - OK, so it's mostly in the margins of library books. . ."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'Hows it coming?'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

Writer’s Corner

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

Writer's Block

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"No wonder you're struggling with your novel. You're not wearing your writer's hat."

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

A pen spewing letters

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

Kate Atkinson

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

False joviality.