Screening Supporter Prints

Men's Health Screenings.

"Just be yourself."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Theatre Crowd

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Handle With Care

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Leonore from Fidelio

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Cinema. Save me a seat, dear, behind you.

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Proud Mum.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Writer's Strike

"Marie, are you still driving?"

Captive Audience.

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

Coffee then and coffee now.

"What? I AM taking a break from the computer."

'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

Cellphone Heads

'I'm worried about him always on that phone and not playing outside enough.'

Screen Addict

When Animals Grow Old...

The New Austerity.

Deadly Radon

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!