"Screen time... screen time..."
Screen Time Observer Prints
Decorate their space with prints that humorously acknowledge their screen time observations, making their walls a conversation piece.
Feed 'n phone
Phone Mittens
Thanksgiving Turkey Escapes
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
Cellphone Islands
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
Digital Fomo!
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Tunnel of TV
"He's an indoor cat."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
Modern camping
Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
Free Little Library
"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"
"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"
"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."
"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."
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Funky Facts - UK kids.
Screen Time Observer Prints Collection
Screen Time Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the screen time observer—fun, witty, and perfect for your digital monitor.
Screen Time Observer Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and personality to any space, honoring the digital monitor in your life.
Screen Time Observer T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the humor and passion of screen time enthusiasts—comfortable, quirky, and conversation-starting.