'This is the only way they'll listen to me.'
Screen Time Manager Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints that pay tribute to the art of managing digital wellness, blending humor, style, and a dose of appreciation.
"Keep in mind, this all counts as screen time."
"Watch your tone with me, young man, or you'll be playing board games tonight."
"We'd like to get him in a school with more diversity and start being exposed to children who watch different shows."
"I bought hima 450,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. That will keep him off his phone for a few hours."
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
"Son, I know I made you put your device away, but I need you to very slowly get it and identify the spider on daddy's nose."
'U-S-A! U-S-A!'
'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'
"No screen time means more scream time."
Screen Addiction
"I enjoyed reading the book on my tablet more than I did watching it on my phone."
"I understand she's trying to have a break from social media."
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"I'm bored."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
Digital Fomo!
Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.
Cellphone Islands
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"
'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'
"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."
"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Tunnel of TV
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
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