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Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

Face painting.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Raphael

'Do I have to be creative?'

Man's cooking explodes.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

A holiday at home

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

A rainbow umbrella

Best friends without borders.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Artist painting a cat.

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

Steadman - The Early Years.

Artist, painting graphs.

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Money isn't everything! (Published originally on Sept. 23, 2013.)

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Dali Paints His Dreams

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

The art of painting

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'I NEVER get stuck in the mud!'

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control