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"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

David Niven caricature

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Euthanasia Clinic

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Arresting Adam and Eve

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Art Vandalism

Lose the Iraq War.

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'Never to be seen again!"

'It's not that simple, Ms. Whelan. You vcan't just shop around until you find a disease you like.'

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

George Washington

"Isn't that the new guy from Forward Planning?"