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'Guess what we learned in screen printing class today?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Where Indian ink came from.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Digital Fomo!

"Oh great, the printer is down."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Multi-Tasking

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

The First Printed Bible

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Tunnel of TV

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"