Screen Impresario Prints

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

The First Printed Bible

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

David Hockney

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Johannes Gutenberg

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

Condensed Books.

Home Business - Business Cards.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Desktop Press, what do you think?'

Traditional Family Meals

Breakfast Printing Press

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Piano eight hands.