Screen-free Fans Mugs

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Screensaver says project compiling.

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

The invisible man makes a pancake

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"In my day we had trimphones."

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

"The agency did explain that there would be nudity involved, am I not correct?"

"It's summer, go outside and play."

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

The Invisible Man...Meets a Lady.

The invisible man finally decides to go to the doctor's.

The Blind Invisible Man.

'Ha, who needs television!'

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

When mime artists travel to work.

Welcome to Heaven! Please Leave Your Phone Here. . .

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

"I refuse to understand off-screen culture."

Invisible man with his seeing eye dog.

'Forget the snake, how much are the mice?'