"I wish you'd take me out for a walk."
Screen Escape Artist Prints
Decorate their creative space with inspiring prints that speak to the Screen Escape Artist’s love for disconnecting and creating outside the digital realm.
"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
"The Ususal, Mr. B?"
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
Tweaking the CV.
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
Stress
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
Chairmen of the Bored
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
Screen Escape Artist Prints Collection
Screen Escape Artist Mugs
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Screen Escape Artist T-Shirts
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