Screen Detox Advocates T-Shirts

"I don't know why, but I feel really positive today!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

America Off-line.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

Children's games and technology

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

Deposit phones here

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."