Scrap Merchant Prints

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

House sale.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Magnet at scrapyard

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Garage Sales Anonymous

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Scrapyard Worker

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

Wallpapering.

'Teri and I rescued these cabinets from a landfill.'

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

Scrap-Booking

High Street

'Isn't this the couch we sold at our yard sale? The one the cat peed on?'

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Old truck for sale

Welcome to Yardsale

"Costco."

"I allow you to use my name as your password, so the least you could do is feed me some table scraps from time to time."

'Hey, watch the threads.'

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

'This is my scrapbook of losing lottery tickets.'

I'm looking for some stamps in the Jungle Series.'

Junk Yard