Scoutmaster Mugs

"...and drop those two sticks, you idiot!"

"Who can be the first to tell me what kind of snake this is? Anyone? Anyone? Guys?"

"Yes, but is it fully costed?"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Pastor Dennis began to wonder if the caving trip was really the best way to bond with their Boy Scout Troop...

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Wouldn't you rather be helped across the street by a girl instead of a stinky old boy..."

"Baker, you're out of uniform."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

'The Torch Holder'.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"