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Lox Ness Monster

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot holding a heart.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Robert Burns

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Scottish Love

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."