Scottish Culture Fan Prints

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

Bravefish

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

'You know what they say. . .Loud Pipes Save Lives!'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Thank-you God.'

'Aye, the last time this elevator broke down, we were stuck here until the wee hours.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Bonnie Prince Charlie

Pipe Straws.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"Spill the beans, wise guy! Don't make me bring in McTavish!"

I'm going to make you an offal you can't refuse.'

"Word has it, you used to haunt a castle in Scotland."

'Wow, I like the look of that.'

"Being short has a few advantages, some lassies think I'm a hand puppet."

"Puir Donald! His wife finally found out whaur he keeps losing his troosers."

Scottish show-off.

'We were feeling hungry so we thought we'd pop into Macdonalds!'

24hr Loans - Closed all day.

"That wouldn't happen if you weren't wearing underpants!"

"That one please"

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

"I gotta say...Not a fan of the Angus."

The girl with the Edinburgh tattoo.

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'

Man shot in the legs

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party