Scoreboard Operator Mugs

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I quit."

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

Ice Skating.

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

"If you don't want to know the score..."

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

Olympic School

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

Gymnastic Scores.

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'

How Bowlers Strike.

A Very Small and Complacent TV Station: '...And the final score between the Brewers and the Centennials was four to three...or four all...something like that...whatever...'

'This is looking less and less like leg cramps and more and more like a career-ending injury.'

'Beating 70 on the golf course is one thing, exceeding it on the road is quite another...'

'I play in the low seventies.' ~ 'The course is on 73rd Street.'

'If you don't want to know the scores please exercise your distrust of the BBC now.'

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

Lawn Tennis