Scooting Prints

'Your scooter is cool, man!'

"I just did a transit of mercury."

"He must be around here somewhere. His scooter's still warm."

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"If you don't stop nagging I'm gonna hop on this thing and keep on going!"

Boys on scooters

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Granny buying a mobility scooter

Scooters Life

Night of the Zombonies.

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

It's all gravy.

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Let's scoot."

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Road Buddies

Thin Ice

'Another Scotch?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."