Scoffers Of The Supernatural Mugs

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Mermaid Art

Giant Sale!

Pig's Human Bank

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

Goal!

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

'And this is our strategic planning department...'

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

"You will be going on a long walk."

Devil in pew at church

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

"She's just teething."

"The Motor Vehicle Department had some concerns for my safety."

"Sorry I backed into you. I didn't see you in my mirrors."

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Acorn...unacorn.

"Half mushroom, half plankton!"

"Honestly Madam, do you expect this court to believe that all of your husbands mysteriously disappeared at this same time in November?"

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."

A corruption risk dial ranks the danger today.

Hospital Stores - "We'll have to clear out stores more often, I've just found this machine for 'ye casting out of devils'."

"Oh, dear! I'm afraid it's not good news."

"Paul is a saint, Minneapolis, no way!!"

'...and I don't suppose there's anybody here who knew someone whose name began with Z who passed on recently?'

'Our relationship is to the point where I'd ask you to move in. I'm just not sure how the hell you would fit.'

'The police are still looking for that magician she used to work for.'