Scientific Skepticism Mugs

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

I.T. Fear

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Alternative Medicine

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Science deniers Soc.

Myth Diagnosis

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'