Scientific Simplifier Prints

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"I see you decluttered."

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

I decided to simplify my life!

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

'Being destitute does have its advantage -- taking inventory is a breeze.'

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"

I'm a businessman, not a zealot. I give the masses what they want. I give girls what they want. The masses want drama and intensity. Ditto. Direction, simplicity, answers, purpose. Yep, yep, yep. Rock hard abs!

My Marie Kondo Drawer